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Trigger of the Day #1719

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Trigger of the Day #1719

Dad left the kitchen knife resting precariously in a handleless lid before going to sleep, and it’s been hanging there by the blade ever since. It will likely be the crux of some spontaneously-formed Rube Goldberg machine; our entire kitchen will apart in the most roundabout and elegant fashion, leaving the two of us standing perfectly unharmed among a field of flames, cutlery and shards of glass.

Perhaps I will stumble tomorrow morning and accidentally make breakfast. That sounds like a good way to start the day.

my weakness

Written by Umbrella Man

June 7, 2013 at 3:06 am

Posted in Miscellany

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